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A word is dead when it is said, some say, I say it just begins to live that day.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Why Clorox Is Popular Among Women??

Okay I was heading home after a long day at work, someone said that taking the subway sounds like a good idea but it was not.. It was crowded and it smelled but that is not the point.
On my way home I was standing there listening to two girls talking and here is how it went:

Girl 1: Hey my hand smells like shit, Smell that.. *Putting her hands near the other girl's nose*
Girl 2: Ooof what is that?

Girl 1: It is Clorox we use it home to clean..
Girl 2: It smells like men's semen..
Girl 1: Well I guess that is the only good reminder you get from it..

*Both grins like stupid asses..*


I was like OMG, both looked 19 to 2o something college girls, wouldn't even wonder how the hell did they know how it smells not to mention talking about it so casually in the subway with their damn voices so loud..

WTF ??? I have nothing more to say

10 Comments:

Blogger Safiya said...

Ewww! I would have been tempted to do a slow clap and say "Wow! You're having sex, how different and special and amazing of you!" Although they're probably not actually having sex, just doing that whole "mucking around with guys but still technically a virgin" stuff.

Conversations like that were why headphones were invented.

5:28 PM  
Blogger Maxxed`ouT said...

Everyone is sexually active in Egypt now ..
Didn't you know ?
well i didn't either ...
till my last visit !

5:33 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Safyia:
I could not agree more they were very proud.. Headphones is a must get it seems specailly in the Subway..

Maxxed Out:
I did not think it have reached that far.. I am sensing a funny story behind your comment..Do tell it..

8:43 PM  
Blogger FUBAR said...

funny.. i just remembered the R- rated ad about clorox these guys made using adult language as a prank , but got widely popular and were fired from their jobs ..was clorox.. wasn't it? ..
Guess Clorox is targeted ..(mostahdaf) exactely like officials say about Egypt !!

12:17 AM  
Blogger Alina said...

Sarah, imagine 15-16 years old girls talking like that...Well I don't think you should be married when you have sex, to be honest. Yet I think you should be of age when starting it...I also think it is ok to talk freely about it with girlfriends, but not use it as common language in the subway...I don't believe sex should be a taboo, yet it should not be overused as discussion topic and rendered vulgar... The line is thin, yet common sense should let us see it.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Bent El Neel said...

lol!! I'm sorry that's a crack up... i didn't even know the arabic word for semen and I grew up in Cairo.
(my best prim and proper lady voice): "Back in my day we didn't talk about such things!! shame on them!!"

6:45 AM  
Blogger backtick said...

errmm ermmm
are your sure you're living at the holy haram st.? 'cause if so, then it should be of no surprise at all..

4:28 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Fubar: U r right and I have seen the add you are talking about.. looks like Clorox is always heading for the shock but this time it is not totally thier fault. Hehe.. Thnx for stopping by.

Alina: I am not tabooing sex and never have okay I am Pro having girl to girl talk but talking about it so valgurly and like it is a normal cup of tea in the subway.. Trust me you wouldnt have like it either..

Safyia: Yeah I guess those days were much better than ours, right now everything is allowed and nothing shocks anyone..
About the word in arabic i guess it is the thing that repulsed me the most.. Man, glad the saying if looks could kill did not apply.

Ahmed: C'mon yeah i know Haram is not heaven i see it myself everyday with the people leaving the night clubs while yours truely is on my way to work but have it really reached this far teenagers having sex and be casual enough to joke about it.. This must be too much.. Am I wrong??

10:37 AM  
Blogger backtick said...

hmm well I'm really sorry to say that you can easily find call girls near that age if you got out in the right time.. which is something really horrible

11:41 AM  
Blogger SiNai sPiRiT said...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah...no ..wait....what the f*** !!!

2:55 PM  

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